Forgotten Gods

The gods are real...and they're assholes. Thousands of years ago, ancient deities fought a civil war that nearly destroyed the earth. They were defeated by a great warrior-and banished to spend eternity beyond the reach of the humans who once served them. Their war is raging once again. And once again, it will require a great hero to save humanity. Unfortunately for humanity, I'm that hero. My name is Vic Stratton. I'm no saint, but I'm the best chance we've got at surviving the chaos about to be unleashed. But hey, at least I have my good looks, a quick tongue, and the sword of the gods on my side. And I'm going to need it. Because when the gods return, all hell will break loose.